League Onboarding Agreement
"Look, the rest of the band plays music, but I run the books. If you want to be more than just a fan, if you want to be an Honorary Rebel, you sign the contract. But first, you prove your worth."
// REQUIRED OBJECTIVES
0 / 3 DONEThe Fine Print
By providing your digital authentication token below, you swear allegiance to the Pink Punk agenda. You agree to leak ink wherever clean corporate visuals persist, route all spare Sim-O-Dimes to underground jukeboxes, and explicitly deny affiliation with the Third Order.
Rebel Name
ID STATUS: VALIDATED // ACCUMULATING PROFIT DISTRIBUTIONS
// Welcome to the League. Keep it leaking.